Because he "Squanders."

My husband's vocab is terrible. I usually let this slide, but sometimes, to prevent him from embarrassing himself any further, I do correct him.


After talking outloud for five minutes about which route would be the fastest route home, he finally blurts out the winning phrase:

"No need to squander over missed opportunities."

I had fun the rest of the day using squander inappropriately as many times as possible. For example:

I was so hungry I squandered all of the leftover spaghetti.

or

Kylan's squandering in the closet.

My husband would do amazing in smurfland, if instead of smurf, they said squander all the time.